Office – Goellnerd Pins

Mystery Seconds Pack

Goellnerd — Tue, 10 Nov 2020 21:33:41 +0000

Over the years, we have accumulated a lot of seconds pins. We usually sell themed mystery seconds packs at shows, but since 2020 has put an end to that possibility, we’re bringing them online and donating 50% of the sale price of each pack to Looking Glass Animal Rescue. Choose from the pack themes: Friends, Steven Universe, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Simpsons, or Mixed; each contains five unique seconds pins. Unfortunately, we can’t fulfill requests for specific designs. Check out our Seconds Pins for our full selection and to select specific seconds pins. Please note that all seconds pin sales are final and can not be returned or exchanged.

Frequently Asked Questions

Have a question about this product? Check out our list of FAQ below!

What is the difference between soft and hard enamel?

The difference between soft and hard enamel is entirely superficial. Soft enamel products have raised metal edges that give products a textured feel. Hard enamel, on the other hand, has the metal edges filled to the top with paint and sanded down, giving them a smooth feel. Both are beautiful and durable, it’s just a matter of which you prefer.

Do you ship outside the US?

Yes, we ship all across the world! But please note that if you live outside the US, you may have to pay customs fees or duties on your order when it arrives. We are not responsible for any VAT or duties that may be owed.

Do offer express shipping?

Yes, we offer a range of shipping options domestically and internationally. Standard orders are sent through USPS while we use UPS for express orders.

When will my order arrive/Where is my order?

We ship orders twice a week (Mondays and Thursdays, except when the post office is closed). Most domestic orders typically arrive within 5–7 days. Most international orders arrive within 2–6 weeks.

Please note that once standard international orders leave the country, we are unable to track them any further. We know this is frustrating, but please be patient. If your order shipped more than 40 days ago and it still has not arrived, please contact us.

Still have questions?

Check out our full FAQ or send us a message here.

Jim and Pam Cufflinks

Goellnerd — Tue, 19 May 2020 19:09:04 +0000

“When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are gonna be right about that.” — Pam Beesly

Celebrate your wedding day (or any day!) in style with these Jim and Pam cufflinks. Each pair comes packaged in their own box. They make the perfect gift for the number one Office fan in your life.

Jim and Pam pins are also available. Browse the full office collection here and check out our cufflink collection.

Seconds Pin

Goellnerd — Wed, 27 Nov 2019 18:23:21 +0000

Over the years, we have accumulated a lot of seconds pins. While we usually sell themed mystery seconds packs at shows, we wanted to offer all our customers the chance to grab some less than perfect pins at a discount! Plus, 50% of the proceeds are donated to Looking Glass Animal Rescue.

But what are seconds pins you ask? From our FAQ:

“Seconds” pins, patches, cufflinks, etc. are items that are slightly to moderately imperfect. They might have some scratches, dust under the enamel paint, low enamel levels for some hard enamel products, peeling paint, etc. They are sold at a discount because of their imperfections, but are still great pins!

Please note that all seconds pin sales are final and can not be returned or exchanged.

Office Mix-and-Match Pin Set

Goellnerd — Thu, 24 Oct 2019 23:41:12 +0000

An absolute must-have for any Office fan, these pins come with rubber clutches so you can show off your love of Dunder Mifflin wherever you go. Mix and match any two pins for the perfect pairing. Each pin comes on a backing card, making them the perfect gift for any occasion!

The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends. Show your co-workers how much they mean to you with this two-pin set, bringing up memories of the hours spent “working” with your favorite Scrantonites.

Andy Bernard, Angela Martin, Creed Bratton, Darryl Philbin, Dwight Schrute, Erin Hannon, Jim Halpert, Kelly Kapoor, Kevin Malone, Meredith Palmer, Michael Scott, Oscar Martinez, Pam Beesly, Phyllis Lapin-Vance, Ryan Howard, Stanley Hudson, and Toby Flenderson pins are also available individually and as part of the Office Pin Collection.

Browse the full Office collection here.

Office Pin Collection

Goellnerd — Thu, 24 Oct 2019 23:23:14 +0000

The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends. Celebrate the hours you’ve spent “working” with the people person’s paper people at Dunder Mifflin with this 17-pin collection. An excellent gift for any Office fan, you’ll save 25% compared to ordering them individually.

Browse the full Office collection here.

Meredith Palmer Pin

Goellnerd — Fri, 20 Sep 2019 01:25:28 +0000

Meredith Palmer is quite the character and she’s been called her share of names before. Floozy, yes. Alkie, check. Einstein sarcastically, you bet. Vomit mop, sure. Floor meat, that’s her. Flesh hoover, hi. But she never forgets the most important thing her mother taught her: talk classy, act nasty. And did she ever! If there was a dundie for wardrobe malfunctions, Meredith totally would have won.

A rubber clutch keeps this 1.25″ soft enamel Meredith Palmer pin secure whether you’re enjoying your afternoon cigar, sleeping with the Hammermill rep for paper discounts and Outback Steakhouse coupons, or in the hospital, recovering from being hit by Michael’s car and also rabies.

Meredith Palmer pins are also available as part of the Office Mix-and-Match Pin Set or as part of the Office Pin Collection.

Browse the full Office collection here.

Toby Flenderson Pin

Goellnerd — Thu, 19 Sep 2019 15:08:50 +0000

Toby Flenderson, the bane of Michael’s existence, is just a sad, soft-spoken HR rep trying to keep his Dunder Mifflin branch from devolving into total chaos. When he’s not canceling casual Fridays, he’s writing his latest Chad Flenderson novel at work. Divorced with no dating prospects on the horizon and seemingly no friends, at least he has six roommates. In fact, they’re better than friends because they have to give you one month’s notice before they leave.

A rubber clutch secures this 1.25″ soft enamel Toby Flenderson pin, keeping it safe whether you’ve been shot twice by Michael while in a room with Hitler and Bin Laden, or recovering from a zip lining accident during your trip to Costa Rica.

Toby Flenderson pins are also available as part of the Office Mix-and-Match Pin Set and as part of the Office Pin Collection.

Browse the full Office collection here.

Phyllis Lapin-Vance Pin

Goellnerd — Wed, 18 Sep 2019 22:27:11 +0000

Phyllis Vance was secretly the office sexpot, from the many erotic cakes she purchases, to her discussion of her home gym–the bedroom. And she wasn’t afraid to do what she had to in order to get ahead like when she blackmailed* Angela to be in charge of the Party Planning Committee.

A rubber clutch secures this 1.25″ soft enamel pin whether you’re planning the “Nights in Morocco” Christmas party, or putting on lipstick like Molly Ringwald in The Breakfast Club.

*Angela just does what Phyllis asks her to do so Phyllis won’t tell everyone that she’s cheating on Andy with Dwight. For it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter.

Phyllis pins are also available as part of the Office Mix-and-Match Pin Set or as part of the Office Pin Collection.

Browse the full Office collection here.

Darryl Philbin Pin

Goellnerd — Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:30:25 +0000

Darryl Philbin is one of the office’s most complicated men. He just says exactly what he’s thinking. I mean, what kind of a game is that? But when he’s not tickling the ivories (or gang members with “fluffy fingers”), climbing the corporate ladder, or “dinkin’ flicka,” he’s one of the coolest guys in the office. He’d date himself, and so would we!

Every 1.25″ soft enamel Darryl Philbin pin comes secured with a rubber clutch for safekeeping whether you’re feeding peanuts to the squirrels in the parking lot or getting whipped into shape by Dwight until you look like LeJon Brames.

Darryl Philbin pins are also available as part of the Office Mix-and-Match Pin Set or as part of the Office Pin Collection.

Browse the full Office collection here.

Creed Bratton Pin

Goellnerd — Mon, 26 Aug 2019 15:21:11 +0000

Creed Bratton has lived the most interesting life in the office. Previously involved in a number of cults as both a leader and a follower, he’s definitely murdered a few people in his time (and got together with Squeaky Fromme). Just don’t tell anyone he has asthma. If that gets out, then he can’t scuba. And if he can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What is he working toward?

Secured by a rubber clutch, this 1.25″ soft enamel pin will be safe whether you’re threatening Andy on Darnell’s behalf for $3 or cultivating mung beans in your desk drawer.

Creed pins are also available as part of the Office Mix-and-Match Pin Set or as part of the Office Pin Collection.

Browse the full Office collection here.