Parks and Rec – Goellnerd Pins

Parks and Rec Pin Collection

Goellnerd — Mon, 09 Nov 2020 22:03:29 +0000

Love fades away, but things? Things are forever! Treat yo self with this 11-pin Parks and Recreation collection featuring all your favorite Parks Department employees. An excellent gift for any Parks and Rec fan, you’ll save 20% compared to ordering individually.

Always remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, and work. But work has to come third.

April Ludgate, Andy Dwyer, Ann Perkins, Ben Wyatt, Chris Traeger, Craig Middlebrooks, Donna Meagle, Jerry Gergich, Leslie Knope, Ron Swanson, and Tom Haverford pins are also available individually. Browse the full Parks and Recreation collection here.

Craig Middlebrooks Pin

Goellnerd — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 19:09:22 +0000

Oh Craig Middlebrooks has a medical condition, all right. It’s called caring too much! And it’s incurable! Also, he has eczema. Easily Pawnee’s loudest and most polarizing employee, he’s also a talented singer and wine enthusiast/aspiring sommelier. His passion and opinions can be overwhelming, but when it comes to his emotions and needs, he achieves a level of directness and self-acceptance we should all aspire to. He knows being a Samantha in the boardroom and a Miranda in the bedroom isn’t ideal, but it’s who he is!

Double rubber clutches secure this 1.375″ soft enamel Craig Middlebrooks pin whether you’re demanding that everyone call you Kristin because you are literally wigging out or lying down for 45 minutes…no, an hour! A full hour!

Craig Middlebooks pins are also available as part of the Parks and Rec Pin Collection. Browse the full Parks and Recreation collection here.

Jerry Gergich Pin

Goellnerd — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 19:07:50 +0000

There’s no question that Garry, Jerry, Larry, Terry Gergich, Gengirch is the office punching bag. Despite his clumsiness and his marbles full of mouth, Garry takes his coworkers abuse in stride. After all, he’s got an unbelievably gorgeous and loving family to look forward to and have you seen his incredible murinal skills? No, mural skills! Ah, jeez, how embarrassing for the mayor of Pawnee!

A rubber clutch secures this 1.5″ soft enamel Jerry Gergich pin whether you’re visiting your favorite place in the world: Muncie, Indiana, or taking Lord Sheldon for a walk.

Jerry Gergich pins are also available as part of the Parks and Rec Pin Collection. Browse the full Parks and Recreation collection here.

Chris Traeger Pin

Goellnerd — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 19:06:39 +0000

Chris Traeger is literally the most positive person you’ll ever meet. His body’s like a microchip with 2.8% body fat, which is why he believes he will be the first person to live to be 150. And while he’s only run a third of the way to the moon, he knows there’s literally no goal you can’t achieve. Plus, no one takes mental health more seriously; he sees his therapist Dr. Richard Nygaard 15 times a week!

A rubber clutch secures this 1.375″ soft enamel Chris Traeger pin whether you’re supporting Ann Perkins, your beautiful fallopian princess and her sore boob hats, warming up with a quick 5K, or eating a bran muffin (the highest honor flour can achieve).

Chris Traeger pins are also available as part of the Parks and Rec Pin Collection. Browse the full Parks and Recreation collection here.

April Ludgate Pin

Goellnerd — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 19:02:22 +0000

April Ludgate (Kvorkian) Dwyer has two true passions in life: making fun of stupid people and getting drunk. She only tells the truth when it sounds like she’s lying and hates talking to people about things. Half-wolf and half Puerto Rican (it’s why she’s so lively and colorful), she hates almost everything, except animals (they should be rewarded for not being people), garbage, Lester, her husband Andy, and Bette Midler…obviously.

This 1.75″ soft enamel April Ludgate pin is secured with a rubber clutch to keep it safe whether you’re partying it up as Janet Snakehole or drinking the most expensive red wine mixed with the cheapest white wine out of a dog bowl.

April pins are also available as part of the Parks and Rec Pin Collection. Browse the full Parks and Recreation collection here.

Ann Perkins Pin

Goellnerd — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 19:01:47 +0000

Ann Perkins is many things, a beautiful, talented, brilliant, musk-ox, a cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish, the most beautiful nurse in the world (in Leslie’s opinion of course). Sweet, innocent, beautiful Ann has never been dumped, and so misread Chris Traeger’s positivity as a reaffirmation of their relationship during their first breakup. However, Ann, a beautiful rule-breaking moth is not one to be held back by rejection; she’s a beautiful spinster who will find love!

Two rubber clutches secure this 1.625″ soft enamel Ann Perkins pin whether you’re sorting through an inbox that’s literally overflowing with penises or texting Leslie every thirty seconds telling her that everything is going to be ok.

Ann Perkins pins are also available as part of the Parks and Rec Pin Collection. Browse the full Parks and Recreation collection here.

Andy Dwyer Pin

Goellnerd — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 19:01:05 +0000

When you think of Pawnee’s favorite goofball, how could you think of anyone but Andy Dwyer. He may have the smartest head/brain helmet in the game, but his devotion cannot be understated. How many guys would offer to swap faces—if they had to. And he knows that if you want something badly, you just gotta believe it’s gonna work out.

A rubber clutch secures this 1.5″ soft enamel Andy Dwyer pin whether you’re chowing down on some Andy’s Mouth Surprises and hot orange juice (weirdly delicious!) or fighting Voldemort Putin of Russia.

Andy Dwyer pins are also available as part of the Parks and Rec Pin Collection. Browse the full Parks and Recreation collection here.

Ron Swanson Pin

Goellnerd — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 19:00:30 +0000

Ron Swanson is a simple man. He liked pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. A libertarian whose idea of the perfect government is a man at a desk in a small room who is allowed to decide who to nuke, he works hard to make sure his department is as small and inefficient as possible. He lives without frills; no clear alcohol (that’s for rich women on diets), no salads (he is not a rabbit), and especially no frozen yogurt: the celery of desserts. He is not interested in caring about people and he’s allergic to cowardice and weak-willed men…and hazelnuts. He’s Ron f*cking Swanson and he was born ready.

A rubber clutch secures this 1.375″ soft enamel Ron Swanson pin whether you’re burning an ex-wife effigy or grilling up a thick slab of something’s flesh and popping in a highlight reel from the WNBA.

Ron Swanson pins are also available as part of the Parks and Rec Pin Collection. Browse the full Parks and Recreation collection here.

Tom Haverford Pin

Goellnerd — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 18:59:25 +0000

Tom Haverford is Pawnee’s most creative entrepreneur with an eye for the ‘tails. When he’s not walking around in his red carpet-soled shoes, or riding coattails, smiling and taking partial credit, he’s probably mocking Jerry for his latest mistake or fart attack. Tommy Fresh has a taste for the finer things in life like LASIK for your fingernails and dressing up as a cashmere/velvet candy cane and along with Donna, he never misses a chance to treat yo self!

A rubber clutch secures this 1.3″ Tom Haverford enamel pin whether you’re partying it up with Detlef Schrempf at the Snakehole Lounge or pitching Sparkle Suds to investors (twinkle twinkle, big star).

Tom Haverford pins are also available as part of the Parks and Rec Pin Collection. Browse the full Parks and Recreation collection here.

Donna Meagle Pin

Goellnerd — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 16:28:28 +0000

Donna Meagle is temperamental. She’s unpredictable, complex, and hard to read. She makes people work before she lets them in. But if they put the time in, and prove that they care, she opens herself up to them. She always has her friends’ backs (and one of the few people to be consistently kind to Garry), but her love ends at damage to her Mercedes-Benz ML350 SUV.

A rubber clutch keeps this 1.375″ soft enamel Donna Meagle pin safe whether you’re enjoying an evening with your dates at the Pawnee Smokehouse or helping someone find their castle through Regal Meagle Realty.

Donna Meagle pins are also available as part of the Parks and Rec Pin Collection. Browse the full Parks and Recreation collection here.