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Piggy Cufflink Pins

Goellnerd — Wed, 26 Jul 2023 17:23:28 +0000

Our fan favorite Piggy Cufflinks are back–in pin form! This “ghastly” set of two hard enamel pins features pink and blue rubber clutches for maximum versatility. Hard enamel Piggy Cufflinks, in bride/groom, groom/groom, and bride/bride pairings are available now. A limited number of soft enamel cufflinks are also available. Browse the full Simpsons collection here.

Frequently Asked Questions

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Do you ship outside the US?

Yes, we ship all across the world! But please note that if you live outside the US, you may have to pay customs fees or duties on your order when it arrives. We are not responsible for any VAT or duties that may be owed.

Do offer express shipping?

Yes, we offer a range of shipping options domestically and internationally. Standard orders are sent through USPS while we use UPS for express orders.

When will my order arrive/Where is my order?

We ship orders twice a week (Mondays and Thursdays, except when the post office is closed). Most domestic orders typically arrive within 5–7 days. Most international orders arrive within 2–6 weeks.

Please note that once standard international orders leave the country, we are unable to track them any further. We know this is frustrating, but please be patient. If your order shipped more than 40 days ago and it still has not arrived, please contact us.

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Limited Edition Soft Enamel Piggy Cufflinks

Goellnerd — Mon, 25 Oct 2021 16:29:57 +0000

Due to a factory mixup, we have just 100 of these limited edition soft enamel cufflinks available. These Simpsons-inspired enamel piggy bride and groom cufflinks are perfect for the die-hard Simpsons fan on their wedding day. These cufflinks are built to last, perfect for passing down to the next generation on their wedding. Each pair is plated in soft enamel and arrives in a gift box. Unfortunately at this time, we are only offering Bride and Groom pairings of the soft enamel cufflinks. If you’re looking for bride/bride or groom/groom pairings, we suggest our standard hard enamel cufflinks, available here. Browse the full Simpsons collection here.

Frequently Asked Questions

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What is the difference between soft and hard enamel?

The difference between soft and hard enamel is entirely superficial. Soft enamel products have raised metal edges that give products a textured feel. Hard enamel, on the other hand, has the metal edges filled to the top with paint and sanded down, giving them a smooth feel. Both are beautiful and durable, it’s just a matter of which you prefer.

Do you ship outside the US?

Do offer express shipping?

Yes, we offer a range of shipping options domestically and internationally. Standard orders are sent through USPS while we use UPS for express orders.

When will my order arrive/Where is my order?

Still have questions?

Check out our full FAQ or send us a message here.

Mystery Seconds Pack

Goellnerd — Tue, 10 Nov 2020 21:33:41 +0000

Over the years, we have accumulated a lot of seconds pins. We usually sell themed mystery seconds packs at shows, but since 2020 has put an end to that possibility, we’re bringing them online and donating 50% of the sale price of each pack to Looking Glass Animal Rescue. Choose from the pack themes: Friends, Steven Universe, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Simpsons, or Mixed; each contains five unique seconds pins. Unfortunately, we can’t fulfill requests for specific designs. Check out our Seconds Pins for our full selection and to select specific seconds pins. Please note that all seconds pin sales are final and can not be returned or exchanged.

Frequently Asked Questions

Have a question about this product? Check out our list of FAQ below!

What is the difference between soft and hard enamel?

Do you ship outside the US?

Do offer express shipping?

Yes, we offer a range of shipping options domestically and internationally. Standard orders are sent through USPS while we use UPS for express orders.

When will my order arrive/Where is my order?

Still have questions?

Check out our full FAQ or send us a message here.

Parks and Rec Pin Collection

Goellnerd — Mon, 09 Nov 2020 22:03:29 +0000

Love fades away, but things? Things are forever! Treat yo self with this 11-pin Parks and Recreation collection featuring all your favorite Parks Department employees. An excellent gift for any Parks and Rec fan, you’ll save 20% compared to ordering individually.

Always remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, and work. But work has to come third.

April Ludgate, Andy Dwyer, Ann Perkins, Ben Wyatt, Chris Traeger, Craig Middlebrooks, Donna Meagle, Jerry Gergich, Leslie Knope, Ron Swanson, and Tom Haverford pins are also available individually. Browse the full Parks and Recreation collection here.

Craig Middlebrooks Pin

Goellnerd — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 19:09:22 +0000

Oh Craig Middlebrooks has a medical condition, all right. It’s called caring too much! And it’s incurable! Also, he has eczema. Easily Pawnee’s loudest and most polarizing employee, he’s also a talented singer and wine enthusiast/aspiring sommelier. His passion and opinions can be overwhelming, but when it comes to his emotions and needs, he achieves a level of directness and self-acceptance we should all aspire to. He knows being a Samantha in the boardroom and a Miranda in the bedroom isn’t ideal, but it’s who he is!

Double rubber clutches secure this 1.375″ soft enamel Craig Middlebrooks pin whether you’re demanding that everyone call you Kristin because you are literally wigging out or lying down for 45 minutes…no, an hour! A full hour!

Craig Middlebooks pins are also available as part of the Parks and Rec Pin Collection. Browse the full Parks and Recreation collection here.

Jerry Gergich Pin

Goellnerd — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 19:07:50 +0000

There’s no question that Garry, Jerry, Larry, Terry Gergich, Gengirch is the office punching bag. Despite his clumsiness and his marbles full of mouth, Garry takes his coworkers abuse in stride. After all, he’s got an unbelievably gorgeous and loving family to look forward to and have you seen his incredible murinal skills? No, mural skills! Ah, jeez, how embarrassing for the mayor of Pawnee!

A rubber clutch secures this 1.5″ soft enamel Jerry Gergich pin whether you’re visiting your favorite place in the world: Muncie, Indiana, or taking Lord Sheldon for a walk.

Jerry Gergich pins are also available as part of the Parks and Rec Pin Collection. Browse the full Parks and Recreation collection here.

Chris Traeger Pin

Goellnerd — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 19:06:39 +0000

Chris Traeger is literally the most positive person you’ll ever meet. His body’s like a microchip with 2.8% body fat, which is why he believes he will be the first person to live to be 150. And while he’s only run a third of the way to the moon, he knows there’s literally no goal you can’t achieve. Plus, no one takes mental health more seriously; he sees his therapist Dr. Richard Nygaard 15 times a week!

A rubber clutch secures this 1.375″ soft enamel Chris Traeger pin whether you’re supporting Ann Perkins, your beautiful fallopian princess and her sore boob hats, warming up with a quick 5K, or eating a bran muffin (the highest honor flour can achieve).

Chris Traeger pins are also available as part of the Parks and Rec Pin Collection. Browse the full Parks and Recreation collection here.

April Ludgate Pin

Goellnerd — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 19:02:22 +0000

April Ludgate (Kvorkian) Dwyer has two true passions in life: making fun of stupid people and getting drunk. She only tells the truth when it sounds like she’s lying and hates talking to people about things. Half-wolf and half Puerto Rican (it’s why she’s so lively and colorful), she hates almost everything, except animals (they should be rewarded for not being people), garbage, Lester, her husband Andy, and Bette Midler…obviously.

This 1.75″ soft enamel April Ludgate pin is secured with a rubber clutch to keep it safe whether you’re partying it up as Janet Snakehole or drinking the most expensive red wine mixed with the cheapest white wine out of a dog bowl.

April pins are also available as part of the Parks and Rec Pin Collection. Browse the full Parks and Recreation collection here.

Ann Perkins Pin

Goellnerd — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 19:01:47 +0000

Ann Perkins is many things, a beautiful, talented, brilliant, musk-ox, a cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish, the most beautiful nurse in the world (in Leslie’s opinion of course). Sweet, innocent, beautiful Ann has never been dumped, and so misread Chris Traeger’s positivity as a reaffirmation of their relationship during their first breakup. However, Ann, a beautiful rule-breaking moth is not one to be held back by rejection; she’s a beautiful spinster who will find love!

Two rubber clutches secure this 1.625″ soft enamel Ann Perkins pin whether you’re sorting through an inbox that’s literally overflowing with penises or texting Leslie every thirty seconds telling her that everything is going to be ok.

Ann Perkins pins are also available as part of the Parks and Rec Pin Collection. Browse the full Parks and Recreation collection here.

Andy Dwyer Pin

Goellnerd — Sun, 08 Nov 2020 19:01:05 +0000

When you think of Pawnee’s favorite goofball, how could you think of anyone but Andy Dwyer. He may have the smartest head/brain helmet in the game, but his devotion cannot be understated. How many guys would offer to swap faces—if they had to. And he knows that if you want something badly, you just gotta believe it’s gonna work out.

A rubber clutch secures this 1.5″ soft enamel Andy Dwyer pin whether you’re chowing down on some Andy’s Mouth Surprises and hot orange juice (weirdly delicious!) or fighting Voldemort Putin of Russia.

Andy Dwyer pins are also available as part of the Parks and Rec Pin Collection. Browse the full Parks and Recreation collection here.